Post by Gambit on Jul 11, 2006 19:03:32 GMT -5
Pocky wanted to hear this and as it made me laugh I figured I'd let you guys see too.
Dear Ally... or should I say, Alison?
I must admit it was very clever to hide your email on Evo, but it was so nice and neatly written on fanfiction, so I'd like to waste a few words on you.
You called me a pregnant dog, my own little philosophy is 'Life's a pregnant dog now so am I' so I took it more of a compliment. I want to thank you. I enjoyed it very much.
And you said I was stupid, well, I don't know you, but I do know that a person with a braincell or two wouldn't keep looking like an idiot, writing small threats like 'I'll ban you!!' like you do.
You asked me why I quit, dear. I quit because there are more interesting and intellectual things to do in life than hang on your cheap website.
And lastly, I'd like to say, that you can burn, die... And rot away... In hell.
All my love
Lorna
---And of course my reply
A) Ally is not my real name. So thankfully I do not know you.
B) I never called you anything. I simply answered yes and no quesitons, luv.
C) I never called you stupid either, though several of my members did.
D) I never threatened to ban you, again that was my members. As admin I simply asked if anyone wanted it done.
E) Yes and we all laugh at that reason because you continue to come back and haunt us. Our only pleasure is that you are stupid on here and you're 'insults' and 'philosophies' give us something to laugh our asses off at.
F) I'll take the ends of the earth over Hell please, As I can spend my days away with my favorite captain.
G) I regret to inform you that due to your superior intelligence you have been rejected from the land of idiots by its most beloved queen.
Sincerly,
Ally Dearest, or should you say Alison.
(You can say whichever you like but just know neither is my real name. You could also call me Bob since it would hold the same meaning as my other 'stupid' name. I'd most prefer Mrs. Aaron Stanford but I fear my wishes will fall upon deaf ears.)
PS I await your reply on the edge of my seat. Ta ta, dearest darlingest Lorna whom we all love and adore and worship ever so much. *Pukes*
Dear Ally... or should I say, Alison?
I must admit it was very clever to hide your email on Evo, but it was so nice and neatly written on fanfiction, so I'd like to waste a few words on you.
You called me a pregnant dog, my own little philosophy is 'Life's a pregnant dog now so am I' so I took it more of a compliment. I want to thank you. I enjoyed it very much.
And you said I was stupid, well, I don't know you, but I do know that a person with a braincell or two wouldn't keep looking like an idiot, writing small threats like 'I'll ban you!!' like you do.
You asked me why I quit, dear. I quit because there are more interesting and intellectual things to do in life than hang on your cheap website.
And lastly, I'd like to say, that you can burn, die... And rot away... In hell.
All my love
Lorna
---And of course my reply
A) Ally is not my real name. So thankfully I do not know you.
B) I never called you anything. I simply answered yes and no quesitons, luv.
C) I never called you stupid either, though several of my members did.
D) I never threatened to ban you, again that was my members. As admin I simply asked if anyone wanted it done.
E) Yes and we all laugh at that reason because you continue to come back and haunt us. Our only pleasure is that you are stupid on here and you're 'insults' and 'philosophies' give us something to laugh our asses off at.
F) I'll take the ends of the earth over Hell please, As I can spend my days away with my favorite captain.
G) I regret to inform you that due to your superior intelligence you have been rejected from the land of idiots by its most beloved queen.
Sincerly,
Ally Dearest, or should you say Alison.
(You can say whichever you like but just know neither is my real name. You could also call me Bob since it would hold the same meaning as my other 'stupid' name. I'd most prefer Mrs. Aaron Stanford but I fear my wishes will fall upon deaf ears.)
PS I await your reply on the edge of my seat. Ta ta, dearest darlingest Lorna whom we all love and adore and worship ever so much. *Pukes*
